Submitted by Ms. Tess!
“Like most children, you have probably thought to yourself at one time or another, I bet a pig parade would be a lot of fun.” Lucky for us, we have Michael Ian Black and Kevin Hawkes to teach us exactly why A Pig Parade Is a Terrible Idea. For one thing, pigs don’t like to march. They prefer to snuffle, which is like walking, but with your nose. And they down right refuse to wear majorette uniforms (even though absolutely everybody looks sharp in a majorette uniform). And if you give them band instruments, do you think they’d play a spirited marching song? They wouldn’t. Because pigs only listen to sad, sad country music. These are just some of the many reasons A Pig Parade Is a Terrible Idea. I suggest you check this book out today, and educate yourself, before you try organizing hundreds of pigs to march down the finest boulevard of your home town… See this book listed in our catalog
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